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I'm tired

You googled this because you're tired. I googled this because I'm tired. We're both tired. Go catch a nap and then do your homework. IF YOU CAN'T, just stop procrastinating and get whatever you have to get done, done. You'll be able to sleep soon enough.

"Bro, I have to study for history, but I'm tired"
"Lol me too. You ain't special."

by Matthew Gray Gubler November 2, 2020

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm not that girl

Said by a girl trying to make herself not feel like a slut or trying to fool a guy into thinking she is not a slut.

"I'm not that girl", "I'm not that kind of girl" and similar statements such as these said by a female before engaging in a sexual encounter proves that she's totally 100% that kind of girl.

Consider when a male says "I'm a grown ass man", upon hearing that you immediately know that he is most certainly not a grown ass man because a grown as man would never say that. Similarly, someone who is not "that girl" would never say she's "not that girl."

This is typically said by a female who 1) either is at that present moment "that girl" or 2) are recovering from being "that girl" but is trying not to slip back into darkness.

Dude, she kept telling me I'm not that girl but 20 minutes later I fucked her in the bathroom Haha. She's totally that girl dude. She should just not say it and accept that she likes getting fucked by randos.

He met her 10 minutes ago and started making out with her in the first 5 minutes. She told him that she is not that kind of girl 3 minutes before he took her to the public restroom and had quick sex with her. He acknowledged to her that she is not that kind of girl but in his mind he knew he would see her face in the dictionary if he looked up "that girl".

by senatorsanchez April 12, 2017

9๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


i'm him

"I'm him" is a slogan used by recording artist Kevin Gates.

Him is an abbreviation and stands for "his/her imperial majesty".

I'm him. His imperial majesty.

by Hello beautiful world November 7, 2019

47๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm hanging in there

It means your pants are too loose and you have a boner.

"Are your pants too loose?"
"Yea, I'm hanging in there."

by Lugwoggy September 22, 2017

22๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm Jello

Synonym for "I'm down for that" or "okay, I'll do it"

- "hey, want to go grab something to eat?"

- "sure, I'm jello"

by jello-man July 2, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


i'm sowwy

To describe oneself as having qualities similar to a female pig.

I gave birth to my piglets. I'm sowwy.

by Martin4567 December 12, 2010

45๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm game

To be wanting to do an event. Usually someone offers to do something and you reply "I'm game".

Im about to tie up my dog and feed it Tums. You game?

~ I'm game dude, lets cujo that bitch up!

by kRaZyToM April 30, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž