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Train, particularly a subway or metro
I'm 'bout to hop that iron worm uptown.
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a person who qualifies as a dick, but is blinded by their own dickieness and usually is found to be talking about themselves and their cock filled day. Moreover, most cock irons also own an ironing board in the shape of a cock, usually this was given to them as a gift from a friend who wanted to remind them how much of a dick they are during everyday ironing. The cock iron also works well for cock shaped shirts which most cock irons have a diverse supply of.
Garry is a huge cock iron, he just blabs on all day, like a big cock. Ya I know last christmas I bought him a cock shapped shirt to go with the cock iron that i bought him for his birthday. Wow thats alot of cock iron.
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When you poop in someone's laptop and then close it
I just gave the teacher a waffle iron. That'll teach that bitch not to give me detention!
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An Iron Huskey is a young person (male) wanting to find love. He is usually 12-16 years in age, sandy blonde or black hair, and is looking for love in all the wrong places. He can be found lurking the local pizza joint, or loitering in Wal-Mart Supercenter down the road. He's more than likely got a half mustache and some acne going on. He is to be avioded at all costs.
Girl 1: "Hey, look at that boy. He's pretty cute."
Girl 2: "Dayummmmm chica! Stay away! He's an Iron Huskey!"
Girl 1: "Thanks darling. Wanna make out?"
Girl 2: "Uhm. Sure."
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Eating implements, knives forks and spoons.
Get your yaffling irons ready, here comes dinner
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An individual who hangs out in a gay spa all day and takes cock after cock into his ass without rest and sometimes without lube. Hence the term "Iron Bottom".
The Mayor of Homosassa just passed a law that every spa in their town will host an Iron Bottom 24/7/365.
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A colloquialism for semen, indicating it's metallic taste and composition; Usually described using the words "yummy" and "salt"
Man, i was lapping up those Iron Tears last night from my boyfriend. Saltier than usual, but always good.
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