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A person who actually does things society asks of them. Someone who has a job, owns property, or has a pension plan. It doesn't need to encompass one of those, or necessarily any, but they do need to embody some concrete "real" ideal.
Unlike me, a grad student living off loans, my friend has a grown up job and is a real person.
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I did my own taxes for the first time this year, I'm finally a real person.
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Someone who is completely and utterly incapacitated by the cuteness of pups, woofers, and dogs alike.
The kind of person who makes up an urban dictionary entry for the sake of a tinder profile... all in the name of dogs of course..
Spencer, this one random dude on tinder, is such a dog person!
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A Sober Person is a person who has gotten sober and has developed a vanilla, flavorless personality; often "finding God" as well. Most Sober People share very similar personalities.
Family reunions are awkward now that uncle Tom went to rehab and became a sober person.
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When a persons (usually a womans) general demeanour is akin to a womans moodiness when menstrating.
Sam has such a menstrual personality! I called her fat as a joke and she FLIPPED OUT
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when someone growls from there body like a bear. this is often disturbing and can lead to no friends.
person 1: alan, can you hear a bear growling?
person 2: nnaaah, thats me, im the person growling hunny.
person 1: thats disturbing. im not your friend. by barbabra.
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A corner person is a weird, dorky, socially awkward individual who sits with a bunch of other weird, dorky, socially awkward people in the corner of either a cafeteria, student union or any other public location.
Sometimes you hear them play really loud anime music, play World of Warcraft together, or watch really strange youtube videos.
You should know who this person is.
Why is that corner person playing World of Warcraft in the corner of the Student Union?
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