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Is when a man is fucking a woman and in the middle of the session he sticks a spicy meatball up in her butthole. Right before he blows his load they switch to the 69 position and she suck him off and similtanously poops the meatball in his mouth and he eats it.
I was dancing all night at a retro-disco and worked up quite an appetite. This was however extinquished when a girl gave me The Italian Job.
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Italian ice is a treat that my great Uncle Benedito came up with. It is shaved ice and then flavored with olive oil and lemon, oregano, and some chopped basil.
"Hey, Benedito! I'ma so hot I'ma gonna die!" "Waita ona minute, Sal, I'ma ganna geta you somathin ta coola you downa, my Italian ice"
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Driving a vehicle (particularly the engine) hard for a few minutes, getting everything fully warmed up and loaded, for the purpose of improving its state of running. Has some theoretical and empirical validity to it (in certain cases, it does actually work), but it can also be an incompetent hackjob substitute for actual mechanical skills and effort (in these cases, it usually makes things worse).
An Italian tuneup is the machinery getting exercise.
That shadetree shop down the road was supposed to fix my engine, but all they did was go for an Italian tuneup, only to stuff it into a tree.
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The act of ejaculating into a vagina which then proceeds to oral sex on said vagina.
Honey, I don't see the italian ice anywhere on this menu.
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When you leave a room or situation in a very loud and in your face type of way i.e. swearing, taking a bowel movement on the floor, keying a car, throwing up middle fingers, calling people names etc etc
Elio just keyed my car on the way out of the party - what an Italian Goodbye.
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A sexual move where a girl has a pizza on her face while you are having sex with her...then you take the pizza of her face and make her eat it off your dick
We ordered Papa Johns, so I decided to give her an Italian Sara.
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when you sit on someone's face to have your asshole licked and the result is so good that you scream out "that's amore!"
Yo, I got Italian stooled by Giovanna last night. Way girl be working the tongue on my Brazilianed booty-tang made me cry out "that's amore!"
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