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Limp penis due to cannabis consumption
Can’t tonight honey I’ve got the Mary Jane Hang.
Jane is a common a common woman that you will often find on the checkouts in any common UK supermarket. She sits on her till all day often complaining and waiting for her tea break. She usually spends the majority of her shift laying down the rules to senseless customers and providing an incredible quality of small talk to customers.
Colleague 1: 'Oh my the line for the checkouts is getting really long, I think we need some help'
Colleague 2: 'Don't worry, we'll get Jane on Till shell get this queue gone in no time!'
Jane: 'You alright hun, need a bag?'
cutie little carrot top she had a thing with one of the most stank boys in our grade(uhh um evan uh hummm) anyways overall nobody actually knows her name and she’s known as hintins little sister
Jane Hinton will never again like evan
is it 3am?? are you feeling quite imposterish??? then chances areee that youve taken a hefty sip of the jane bales potion, yes siree !
oh my god i took the fattest sip of the jane bales potion at 3am last night brother
Beautiful brilliant courageous caring understanding humble nurturing happy helpful and smart. She is one of a kind. Although her luck isn’t always on her side I have a hunch that something good will happen for all the misfortune and curses placed on her. She’s still amazing and runs through life willing to make the world better and people happier. She can’t sleep at night knowing someone she knows isn’t doing good. Truly an earth angle
Autumn Jane- a brown hair beautiful eyed girl
Virgo
Beautiful
Amazing
Talented
a Compleate Hottie
Some May same Drop Dead Gorjis She is always center of attention. never misses a good party. love her boys. and a compleatly wild chick
Boy 1: hey sarah is here
Boy2: fuck yeah she's a hottie
Boy 3: im gettin with her tonight i love sarah jane norris