Incomplete act , as in premature ejactulation generaly refers to high expectations with dismal results
WOW he was really hot but it was a jason job
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A person who is on the edge. A person who seems capable of turning into Jason from "Friday the 13th" at any moment.
That guy is a freaky Jason. He probably has his moms body buried in the basement.
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To claim to have no memory of something by placing the blame on a government organization, rather than one's own forgetfulness.
Anniversaries:
Spouse: "Did you not remember that today is our anniversary?"
You: "Sorry, significant other, but I Jason Bourne'd all about it"
Grocery Shopping:
Spouse: "Did you forget the milk, again?"
You: "Whoops. My bad, love of my life, but I Jason Bourne'd as I walked past the dairy aisle."
Destroying the Evidence:
Spouse: "Did you get rid of the body like I told you to?"
You: "Damn. I'll admit, ball and chain, that I'm a highly-trained assassin that works for a shadowy government organization that I can recall almost nothing about... i.e. I Jason Bourne'd the corpse."
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A douchebag from the MTV Show Laguna Beach that is always trying to get in every girls' pants.
He'd been around so much he was like a Jason Wahler
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1) a black r&b singer who tries too hard to be Michael Jackson (Seriously, have you seen him! He's always wearing one white glove and a red leather jacket. Also the way he dances and the random "UHHS" and "HIHIES" in his songs) His songs are also mostly him just singing over other peoples music (Bittersweet Symphony, Hide and Seek)
2) something you say when your tired of sitting around saying nothing with friends.For the full affect, you have to say it like he does is the beginning of "In My Head" (JAY-SSSON DAA-ROU-LOWW)
1)Amy: My gawd, did you see Jason Derulo's new music video? It's him singing over Single Ladies wearing a fedora hat!
Brad: No, but I heard that in his next one, he's going to turn into a werewolf and him and an angry crowd of musically capable zombies chase his girlfriend and then stop in the middle of the street and preform a perfectly choreographed dance.
Amy: Wow really? That sounds like the kind of thing that will redefine music videos forever!
2)*silence*
Phil: JAY-SSSSON DAA-ROU-LOOWWW!
Hannah: Phil you would...
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When a Russian of ill repute offers a man a cup of tea, and instead of tea she will piss in a cup and heats it to a scalding temperature. She will then throw it in his face, and when he's overcome with pain she will steal his wallet.
Minka: Can I get you tea?
AJ: I'd love some, but Im getting a bj right?
Minka: Yes, here is tea
AJ: AHHHH! A hot Jason!
Minka: Give me wallet
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Jason Kidd looks white but he is actually half black, half white. His father is black and his mother is white. He used to play for the Phoenix Suns, now he plays for the New Jersey Nets.
I don't even like sports.
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