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The part of a fat person that flaps when they run
Rossie Odonald has jelly rolls
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These are the meanings where I come from.
Black - sex at night
blue - Blow job
red - sex in the morning
purple - holding hands
pink - flash
gold glitter - make out
clear - snappers choice
green - same as clear
yellow - hug
glow in dark - french kiss
light blue - go to movies
light green - go to dinner
light pink - go to dinner and movies
gold - anything bracelet wearer wants
white - kiss
orange - make out
Guy: *breaks girls bracelet*
Guy: oh I broke your bracelet now we gota have sex
girl: oh my god you loser i'm not doing that crap
Guy: oh come on it's a game don't be so lame
girl: *slaps* the only thing your "game" did for you is cost you a dollar for a new pack of jelly bracelets.
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The sexual act of surprising your partner by making your finger limp and wiggly, like that of the jelly inside of a donut, and forcefully inserting it into his or her rectum.
I suprised that skank when i gave her the ole jelly finger.
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fun little bracelets that sumhow came 2 get a bad rep. i kno ppl who have had jelly bracelets banned from their schools. theyre just bracelets! i mean, doesn't it sound rather idiotic that romantic/sexual innteraction has been color categorized by bracelets? also, the meanings are not even consistent!
brad: jessica! i just snapped your black jelly bracelet!
jessica: like,omg! i guess u kno wut that means....
*brad and jessica begin undressing each other rapidly*
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A Jelly taco, is simply a vagina during it's menstral cycle. If a female were to be having her period, she and/or her vagina would be referred to as a Jelly Taco.
"Yo did you hook up with that chick last night"
"Nah dude, shit was jelly taco didn't go near it."
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The correct term for Breast implants.
"Michaela is so proud of her new Jelly bags, she can't wait to whip her top off down the pub"
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A creature found in the heart of Wrexham. Commonly exists subconsciously, is extremely lazy and often uses the phrase 'bare effort'.
Do not approach as they can be extremely dangerous if present with sharp, pointy objects although they can be calmed by being gifted with psychedelic edible substances.
Man: Hey, could you go make me a sandwich?
Women: Make your own god damn sandwich!
Man: Why you being a fucking Jelly Baby??
Guy: *Starts playing around with a knife while stoned*
Friend: Wow dude, stop being a Jelly baby for fuck sake.
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