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A sexual 'move' where the male dips his penis into some mango juice (although other juices are sometimes used) and proceeds to poke his partner in the eye with it, causing excruciating pain (hence one eyed). Following this, often after donning a pirate hat, the male penetrates the his partner roughly until they submit by yelling 'aye aye captain' (this is where the 'jim' originates from as jim is a common cabin boys name). After pulling this move not only will you partner be impressed, they will look like JIm the one eyed cabin boy
gossip1: Apparently, Tristan 'one eyed Jimmed' Katie yesterday!
gossip2: i heard that she was mad because the mango juice wasn't from concentrate!
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A person who supports poorly run organizations but argues that they are "light-years ahead". They then take on the name "Uncle Big Jim"
Jimjig: The San Francisco Giants are such an amazing team. Their farm system is ranked 30th in the MLB and they are 3.5 games behind the wild card.
Wise Vahe: Oh don't be preposterous Jimjig, they will never catch up to the Almighty Los Angeles Dodgers who God has blessed then with World Series victories from 2019 to infinity.
Jimjig: Well let's go Dodgers!
Wise Vahe: What an Uncle Big Jim.
Someone who appears to have muscle under their clothing, but in fact, they don't.
Tim: Look at John, is it me or has he been working out?
Mario: Nah. He's a Earth Worm Jim. Take off that sweater and he'll look like a run away chiwawa.
The noxious, viscous stew resulting from having intercourse with multiple men at one time.
sausage wallet
After a ride on the Bang Bus, that bitch was swimming in slim jim soup.
the schlong and the nuts
the sausage and eggs
the wang and the balls
the banana and the apples
you know the man parts
the penis and the testicles!!!
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Laws from the late 1800s that allowed white people to be racists.
The segregation of schools was caused because of the Jim Crow laws
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A Jim Jones Party is when you crush up a bunch of Ativan, Xanax, Valium, or any other water soluble benzodiazapine tranquilizers and then dissolve them in a punchbowl filled with grape Kool-Aid...
Invite twenty people to the party...With ten of the people arriving early and the other ten arriving two hours later...
Have the first ten people drink the punch...
Pop in a video tape of the film "Guyana Tradgedy" starring Powers Booth as Jim Jones and hit "Play"...
By the end of the film, everybody at the party should be passed out (Havem pass out on the floor)...
Soon, the other ten party-goers will have showed up to the party to "make the discovery"...
When Chris' mom got home, she saw ten teenagers unconscious, laying on the floor, with the T.V. on static...She knew it immediatley...Another fuckin' Jim Jones Party
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