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Meaning that of someone who has a small penis
Damn b, that chinese dude got himself an earthworm jim!
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A sexual 'move' where the male dips his penis into some mango juice (although other juices are sometimes used) and proceeds to poke his partner in the eye with it, causing excruciating pain (hence one eyed). Following this, often after donning a pirate hat, the male penetrates the his partner roughly until they submit by yelling 'aye aye captain' (this is where the 'jim' originates from as jim is a common cabin boys name). After pulling this move not only will you partner be impressed, they will look like JIm the one eyed cabin boy
gossip1: Apparently, Tristan 'one eyed Jimmed' Katie yesterday!
gossip2: i heard that she was mad because the mango juice wasn't from concentrate!
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The noxious, viscous stew resulting from having intercourse with multiple men at one time.
sausage wallet
After a ride on the Bang Bus, that bitch was swimming in slim jim soup.
Someone who appears to have muscle under their clothing, but in fact, they don't.
Tim: Look at John, is it me or has he been working out?
Mario: Nah. He's a Earth Worm Jim. Take off that sweater and he'll look like a run away chiwawa.
A person who supports poorly run organizations but argues that they are "light-years ahead". They then take on the name "Uncle Big Jim"
Jimjig: The San Francisco Giants are such an amazing team. Their farm system is ranked 30th in the MLB and they are 3.5 games behind the wild card.
Wise Vahe: Oh don't be preposterous Jimjig, they will never catch up to the Almighty Los Angeles Dodgers who God has blessed then with World Series victories from 2019 to infinity.
Jimjig: Well let's go Dodgers!
Wise Vahe: What an Uncle Big Jim.
the schlong and the nuts
the sausage and eggs
the wang and the balls
the banana and the apples
you know the man parts
the penis and the testicles!!!
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Laws from the late 1800s that allowed white people to be racists.
The segregation of schools was caused because of the Jim Crow laws
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