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Road-Jock

Anyone who lives to habitually road-trip/cruise/drive long distances either as hobby, job, or lifestyle. Also anyone that street races, street-stunts, or thrill-rides the roadways

You know you’re a road-jock when gas stations, truck stops, and convenience stores become common in your life

by NeonMirror August 8, 2023


jock-cancer

Refers to when a person becomes obsessed or/and overwhelmed by a sport they have joined to the point where they have no free time or/and they lose interest in their friends or other hobbies.

Not to be confused with dedication to the sport or an over-zealous sports fan.

Anton: So can you go to the movies this weekend?

Jessica: No, I can't. I've got soccer pracitce.

Anton: That sucks. How about next week?

Jessica: No, I have practice then too. A big game is coming up and I can't afford not to go.

Anton: Geez, you haven't been out in forever. Talk about a heavy case of jock-cancer.

by bigblueboyscout March 18, 2010


condom jock

A slut who likes to ride a lot of dicks, but is atleast smart enough to use condoms

Guy: ready to fuck
Slut: I'm only fucking if you got condoms
Guy: shit! Damn you're a condom jock

by BourbonWerber April 28, 2016


Jock Incel

A person who uses going to the gym as an excuse to belittle women. Usually because they have been hurt by a girl, and they don’t know how to process it with their toxic mentality and weak masculinity.

‘Remember whilst bitches are breaking hearts, you’re making yourself better’ - A Jock Incel

by StopBlamingWomenBrad February 4, 2021


Jock ass

When a man has a big butt due to being highly athletic.

"Jock ass? Is that like jock-itch or something?"

"No bro, it just means you're caked up from all those squats and lunges we do during football practice."

by ColorlessAngelz October 31, 2023


Jock Trip

a sub label of the style prep, now defined as its own swagger type.

Prep- for typical teenage behavior, in areas like clothing, school behavior, and sports participation, classic, intelligent.

-preps usually are more ambitious and/or image-conscious than others.

Trip- meaning the Swagger itself represented

Ayyy, my boys rockin' his jock trip today

by swaggeright December 7, 2010


Giant Jocks

A fat person, as in requires large underwear. Can also just be stated as "jocks". Only refers to being fat.

Q.What was that chick like who you met on the internet?
A. Dude... Giant Jocks!
A. She was jocks!

by Fordgazm September 10, 2009