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A pedantic pontificating pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung - figuratively speaking.
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I mean, the 46th President of the United States. (Supposedly)
Is known as "Sleepy Joe" for always falling asleep during interviews.
Is the oldest sitting U.S President at 81 years old.
Quotes:
"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word, Asufutimaehaehfutbw"
-Joe Biden mumbling during an interview.
"We choose truth over facts!"
-Joe Biden during his campaign in Des Moines, Iowa.
"CornPop was a bad dude"
-Joe Biden describing an alleged run-in with a gang leader.
Sleepy Joe Biden
Owes everyone a stimi and needs to cancel college loans.
Joe Biden owes me a stimi and he needs to cancel my college loans.
When to fuck someone so hard they start to stutter you gave them a Joe Biden.
My god, you mom just Joe Bidened me at the mo-mo-mo-motel.
The cousin of the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt. Also someone who is so old a out of it they really don't know what is happening.
Man, I popped 5 xanny bars last night and I was Joe Biden fucked up.
Sock puppet, stool sample emeritus
Joe Biden is the sock puppet, stool sample emeritus.
"you stack spaghetti sauce at a store anananan anna supermarket"