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Johnny Depp is the Most Beautiful Person on the face of the earth, but even if he wasn't, he would still be the Sexiest Man on the Planet because he oozes sex appeal with his voice, his body language, and his attitude, but even if he wasn't the Most Beautiful or the Sexiest he would still be the Best Actor of His Generation for his amazing transformations and courage to take roles to unexplored and unexpected places. But even if he wasn't the Most Beautiful, Sexiest, and Best Actor, he would still be the Coolest Guy on the Planet because he just is.
And I knew this before any of you other people did!
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The Formula For Becomming Johnny Depp:
Step 1: Get a half dozen meaningless tattoos and plenty of sleeveless shirts to go along.
Step 2: Grow your hair really long and have it cover your face. Join the screen actors union.
Step 3: Always look very serious while smoking something (and they'd better be something French and sophisticated).
Step 4: Now that you have the look down, get a photographer to shoot countless black and white Abercrombiesque photos of you so that little girls can hang your 40-year old body above their bed.
Step 5: Despite your new sophistication, when choosing your acting roles, remember to seek the high-paying Disney/Tim Burton Movie parts.
Step 6: Always act as eccentric as possible.
Step 7: Cash your check, and use the money to fly your personal jet to Paris.
Walk into any FYE/Newbury Comics/Spencer's Gifts for inspiration on how to become Johnny Depp.
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Guy who likes to sleep around in random places
Back in the day, I would sleep in the park, the stairway, the lockers...they called me Sleeping Johnny
A sunburn on my literal asshole; a ring of fire if you will.
Fell asleep tanning my ass and ended up with a Johnny Cashhole
Triple Johnny is a ERW Superstar, Triple Johnny debuted in November of 2020. Johnny would go on to win 5 UK Championships. In May of 2020, Triple Johnny fought for the ERW world title but lost. Triple Johnny also won the Money In The Bank Contract in June, but failed to cash it in. Triple Johnny has gotten victories on people such as Kevin Arts.
Triple Johnny has defeated Kevin Arts!
I didn't know I liked halloween till I saw Johnny Berchtold in a Jason mask
When you buttfuck someone with diarrhea.
Alternative term for shitdick
Dis unclean bitch gave me a “Chocolate Johnny”