Jon Gilliam

jon gilliam is the modern rambo. Ryan is his sidekick. He runs around naked in football cleats with his big maltball nipples, screaming, "Get off my shit!" In his crappy apartments with his fat ass mom who's got a bearded clam when she walks, "Squishy, Squishy."

Jon Gilliam is rambo, and a quim.

jon ebling

The act of taking your friends used condoms and drinking the man milk you squeezed into it.

Did you see what Jon ebling did to dons used condom.

Jon jone’ed

To be hit by a 2012 Bentley Continental GT

I Jon jone’ed your cat

jon lester lau

pinakamalupet sa lahat ng malupet

:malupet kaba?
jon lester lau: oo naman

Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

1) A super Pimp
2) A sharp dressed man

1) Here comes a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) Your looking like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

jon fave

leah cornell

leah cornell is the biggest jon fave ever. no one else

Jon-Richardsoned

Eating food that is perfectly good for the singular reason of saving it from going to the bin simply because a family member did not want it and it had already been made to be eaten

I Jon-Richardsoned a slice of cake last night because my SO didn't eat his and by today it would have been no good.