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A man with such unbelievable rizz he can pull any women in a 5 mile radius while being stared at by certain sk's
*Joshua raybould sits down on a table next to a girl* sk stares at josh with jealousy in his eyes
Jose and Joshua are such good people and they are really good friends together.
Girls: OMG Jose and Joshua are so hot
Jose and Joshua: Yes we know
The Jealous Kid: Pssh, no way Jose.
A gay pice of shit that wants to fuck dylan and suck his friends. He is very jacked and has a little sister that is very scary ok you get it ok. Joshua very werid and has a frind named kurtisisissisi. and Calvin is fuckerfukedf
Hey you are suck a Joshua Ro!!!!! You lijke to suck dyaldndndndnd
Has his way with all the ladies, Joshua Lalu has the most disgustingly large level 10 GYATT and was able to rizz up notable figures like Mr Capewell and Joe Morris. He is kind, caring loving of all the women, men and children. He is as handsome as a devil.
OMG, Joshua Lalu kept edging me for six hours straight!
That's crazy! Joshua Lalu is my dream man
Is 6'3 so compassionate, insightful, and radiant, with an unwaveringly kind and genuine spirit. They are perceptive and empathetic, offering unwavering support and understanding and has a middle part uwu. Their charisma is matched by their humility and integrity, making them both approachable and admirable. They possess a vibrant energy and a keen intellect, which they use to inspire and uplift those around them. With a remarkable blend of resilience and grace, they navigate life's challenges with optimism and courage, leaving a lasting, positive impact on everyone they meet. He has so much aura standing in a 100m distance leaves you concussed with all the aura he exerts. He is athletic and could dunk on robert wadlow hes that good at basketball and so intelligent he has 5x the amount of intelligence of Marilyn vos Savant. Hes benching at least 2 blackholes incline tilt hes that good. He is so amazing at valorant bros better than prime yay, aspas etc he mogs everyone in the galaxy his jawline is sharper than a blade of obsidian he has hunter eyes indian skibidi rizz the best cut and fits anyone around him look like bums, he's the best tall asian chigga the world has ever seen. Turns me on aswell icl.
He gets all the abgs with his immaculate rizz and he has a level 100 gyatt even tho im straight definitly rethink your sexuality when joshua salim exists.
Abg 4: "Holy guacomole is that Joshua Salim ..."
Abg 4: *concussed from aura*
Abg 5 (standing 101m away): omg he's so hot, she just got concussed from his aura
*Abg 5 takes a step (is now 100m)*
*Abg 5 becomes concussed aswell*
Straight guy (standing 102m away): woah he's so rizzy, lowk in love with him even tho im straight.
Straight guy: Hey josh are u single!!?
Joshua S: oi oi oi baaaakaa (alpha wolf noises)
Straight guy: *dies*
Diddy: appears (Licking lips) oh yes it joshua Salim ima gonna diddler him cause my drake is longer than 100m
100%-HANDS DOWN-the most amazing, patient, and Loving man you'll ever meet. He will change your life in the best ways possible. If you lose your phone 10 seconds after you just had it, he will lovingly smile and tell you it's in your left hand, and not make you feel stupid about it.
He patiently waits (4 years) for you to finally be ready to love him. All while listening to you you cry about this guy or that guy. And he will never give up on you, even when you're unnecessarily mean to him because you're terrified of letting him in. He still waits patiently.
And when you finally do let him in, you'll suddenly be terrified of losing him-Not knowing how you ever had a life without him before.
But he makes your life INFINITELY better. He's hilarious, so incredibly sweet and charming. A GOD amongst men when it comes to cunnilingus, and a beast in bed!
Me: "I'm going to marry that man, Joshua Wayne, someday!"
joshua <3 is a funny guy, a guy that is easy to talk to and easy to love. if you meet a joshua you will fall in love with him under a day but there will be times where you just wanna sock em 🤨🤨. but yes whoever gets a joshua in their life suck that bitch up
hes cute
yea thats joshua <3’s and hes mine tfk i gave em that gwakiedy