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Karen

Your ex-wife that took the fucking kids.

I just settled my divorce with Karen, and now my kids are gone

by Isaac Taylor June 12, 2019

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Karen

Ah yes a Karen the only one that wants to speak to the manager and the only one the won’t vaccinate her child. A Karen usually has a bob cut that no one cares about and usually talks about her four kids, oh wait now three sorry. Anyway she always thinks she’s right and is married to a “trustworthy” army manz. She wants to represent her country and her six year old at his soccer game. Also Karen wants a divorce and she’s taking the kids with her get over it John!

John: VACCINATE THE KIDS ALREADY
Karen:NO JOHN, ACTUALLY I WANT A DIVORCE

by Itsjusttaylor October 14, 2019

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Karen

Your standard no vaccinations bitch

Omg its karen lets totally,like,kill her

by BroomFist June 28, 2019

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Karen

Karen is not a mom, she’s the mom.
She is the most beautiful mom you have ever laid your eyes on. She’s the head of the PDA... oh wait, sorry the PTA. She always has your back and is handy with snacks.

Oh my gosh that’s Karen! She’s the bomb.com mom.”

by AEEELM September 20, 2019

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Karen

Always speaks to the manager/takes the kids/vegan

Karen:LET ME SPEAK TI A MANAGER!!!!!!
Person:you just came in here and we never saw you here

by Canadian Keyboard October 23, 2019

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Karen

There’s a joke that women by the name of Karen follow a certain stereotype. They are often characterised by their short, sideswept hairstyle, their white clothing, their large (often dolce and Gabbana) sunglasses, their reliance on their begrudged (ex-)husband’s child support/income, though their NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME will take off any day now, their tendency to congregate with other Karens, their claim of custody over the children from one of their marriages, the children of which are always acting annoyingly but she will never intervene and only condone their disrespect and, last but certainly not least, their unrelenting desire to speak to a manager.

They also DEFINITELY drive an Audi TT, new VW Bug or a Mazda MX5.

1. The husband's child support/income, though they're NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME will take off any day now, their tendency to congregate with other Karens', their claim of custody over the children from one of their marriages, the children of which are always acting annoyingly but she will never intervene/discipline them and only condone their disrespect and, last but certainly not least, their unrelenting desire to speak to a manager with that damn haircut.

2. They also DEFINITELY drive an Audi TT, new VW Bug or a Mazda MX5.

by urbanized360 January 5, 2019

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Karen

A Karen. Not much to say.

Karen said “May I speak to your manager?”

by Lilly478 February 8, 2020

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