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Bitch, Cunt, calls other people stupid and is utterly retarded. Nobody likes him and he should commit suicide. Cock sucker, looks disgusting, gets straight Fs and should not exist. He makes everyone look bad and is a big liar. Kevin also known as a dickhead. Has a small penis and is jealous of other men because of this. Can’t fuck cause his dick is too small.
Why is there a tiny penis in front of me? OH WAIT THATS JUST KEVIN!
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Generally an English name but also the name of an asshole I know. Okay-ish name, his parents couldn't think of a better name after they saw his face. Born being 6'2" he is one of the tallest fucks around here. Pretty jobless and a total dick to the ladies, he is still pretty cool about some stuff.
Kevin Alexander of Facebook. The most retarded profile picture.
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Kevin is a boy with a big head and fluffy hair
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The best boyfriend anyone could have. He smells amazing, he'll do practically anything for you. He has the cutest laugh and makes me laugh hard every time he makes a joke. He is shy but loud when around good friends. He gives the awkwardest hugs. He isn't the most romantic and doesn't flirt very much unless you give him HUGE hints you want to flirt. He is a blonde-y and forgets easily. But he is always there to comfort you and he'd never lie.
That's my boyfriend, Kevin. <3
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Kevin
The guy you automatically fall in love with once you meet him. He's sweet, and gives great hugs. You want to kiss his lips everytime you see him. He's hot, and plays basketball or soccer. You might've went out once or twice. You try to get over him, but it never works. You tell yourself you're over him, even though you're not, and watch him fall for your friends, and your friends fall for him. But you know , someday, hopefully, you will get your chance with Kevin again.
girl 1: FML.
girl 2: why?
girl 1: kevin... :(
girl 2: or here we go again
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a typical badass, someone who is always right and really loves having a good time! in great shape and is loved by all of his friends.
"How does he do it? kevin is such a badass!"
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Kevin, is the greatest thing ever. Without a kevin in your life you don't know what real love means. I have fallen in love with him. His eyes are an amazing blue-green color, that are filled with love and magic everytime I look at them. His smile is amazing and when he holds and kisses you, you forget about everything except him. I love hearing his voice and when he makes little jokes about me or him. Having a Kevin in your life will make you the happiest person in the world. I will always love you Kevin.
Girl: wow I need a Kevin in my life!
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