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An annoying teacher with nearly zero effective educational ability besides yelling at students and accusing them of cheating and similar things. You will despise her class and thank the Lord when summer arrives, as you will feel the only way to escape her is by way of death. Pray you never get put in her class, and if you are, may your God bless you with the strength to handle her pitchy obnoxious voice and terrible, unfair rules.
Person 1: "That girl is such a bitch."
Person 2: "That girl is more than a bitch, she's a Lauren Palatucci!"
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1. A sub-cult existing in Scotland, following the teachings of Her Highness Lauren Crombie. Followers are usually called "Bombs of the Cromb"
2. A nasty and malignant tumor that attaches itself to any human being within reach with the hope of reproducing, never happens though, it's too revolting and repulsive, what with that chest and those god awful legs.
1. Look, a Bomb of the Cromb, what a horrible person
2. Eughhhh, look at it. Everyone stay away from the Lauren Crombie or it will suck the very life out of you. Oh my goodness, it's just emptied it's bowels all over it's Lacoste Boots, aw what a shame, looked cheap anyway! Oh and there it is attaching itself to Big Andy...again!
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Lauren is someone who has singing abilities and is someone you won't mess with because she'll roast you. She can be petty at times and she accepts it but she makes up for it by being a good friend. She is your typical Asian on the outside but on the inside is when her inner white girl shines. Every now and then she has a crush but is able to get over them really quick. If she isn't at a stars game, she is nowhere. If she isn't drinking boba, she's drinking air. If she isn't eating sushi, she's going out to restock her sushi collection. If she isn't eating craft Mac and cheese when she gets home from school, she's eating that cliff bar from breakfast. If she isn't listening to emo music, she's listening to Disney music. If she's in a pissy mood, she gonna bring out that hoodie tomorrow. Overall, she's a good listener but if you get on her bad side, she gonna ditch your lunch table.
Lauren is Asian.
Lauren is proud to be Asian.
Lauren is going to kill you because you took her sushi.
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Destroyer of worlds, conqueror of the Earth will devour any Living being it scents. A stronk Lad.
"Heckity Lauren is mchere"
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a bitch who thinks shes cute but shes not. generally is blonde but has no eyebrows. laurens will grow up alone and have nobody. they over exaggerate their dogs and pets.
Dude that Lauren is just a bitch
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Stinky Lauren is a bitch the most ugliest girl ever
Other Laurens are cool
The stinky Lauren sucks her brother off
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A complete and utterly bitch she thinks she's the best but she isn't she's a complete slut and no one likes her she's sometimes pretty but has the most offal taste of fashion she chases after other people's boyfriend cuz she is to ugly to get one by herself
1."who's that bitch over there checking out my boyfriend must be a Lauren"
2."Who's that chick whereing skin tight shorts where her ass is hangin out must be a Lauren"
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