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Too lazy to get fat

The predicament whereby the motivation to fetch that delicious chocolate snack is outweighed by your desire to remain where you are (likely to be on the computer or on the couch in front of the TV)

Mark: "Look at all the chocolate in this fridge, I can't believe you're not a fatass David"

David: "I couldn't be bothered going back into the kitchen after fixing my 2 minute noodles for dinner, I guess I'm just too lazy to get fat"

by DeKrow May 16, 2007

80๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


douche canoe on the lazy river

The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.

RN is a douche canoe on the lazy river. I am glad i'm not him

by dtch lgnd July 31, 2015

16๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lazy teacher syndrome

LTS is a billijim gaterson disease that he found when he was working as a nurse in a school.
He saw a teacher poop in a student from LTS

Oh shit our teacher has LTS and is shitting in jordans mouth

Lazy teacher syndrome

by U_iS-A HO;;NiGa November 25, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


lazy orange juice

when making frozen orange juice, the person just puts the mix and the water in the jug and puts it in the fridge, rather than actually mixing and melting the concentrate

Jenny is so annoying. she said she'd make the oj, but instead just dumped it all togethe and called it lazy orange juice

by sprekdog January 19, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rabbit Ears Being Lazy

A phrase of exasperation. When you've tried to talk sense into someone, but it hasn't worked. When advice you've given is taken in completely the wrong way. Conversely, it is now also used as someone not caring about heeding another's advice or anything that makes sense. Started as an auto-correct fail.

I told Katie that John cheated on her, but she refused to believe it and is now mad at me. Rabbit ears being lazy, you know?

We told Jack to follow his heart. We didn't think it would lead to a spontaneous trip to Thailand, and a week in a Bangkok jail. Oh well. Rabbit ears being lazy.

Then Maury goes, "You are not the father." And I was like, "Rabbit ears being lazy now, bitch."

by TreeBaby September 23, 2013

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


LDD - Lazy Deficit Disorder

Lazy disorder that is associated with not doing any activities.

I went to the doctor and told him that I sit at home all day on the couch in my boxers and he diagnosed me with LDD - Lazy Deficit Disorder.

by Wild Bor December 27, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lazy Piece of Bad Friend

A friend who inadequately responds to a joke, meme, action, or comment simply because they do not feel like it.

Guy: *Sends funny picture to friend*
Friend: *Likes It*
Guy: WOW you are a lazy piece of bad friend... give me a better reaction than that

by FromKatlyn+John September 29, 2018

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž