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Lincoln Park Highschool

A high school located at Chicago in the Lincoln Park neighborhood, is home to the Lincoln Park Lions. While being located at one of the richest neighborhoods in all of Illinois, the school absolutely looks outdated and old fashioned, most of the classrooms don’t even have promethean boards, and tue portion sizes of the school lunches are shit. Literally the most you will have is 8 chicken nuggets (usually you will get 6). Most of the school lunches’ budget goes to their package bags and not to their food. The school is pretty mixed to many types of groups and students. While it’s prohibited for freshmen to have off campus lunch, many freshmen do so anyways (usually goes to nearby subway, 7-11, or target). The bathrooms are filthy as all public bathrooms usually are. The school is located right next to oz park where some of the school hang out in.

Honestly, LP is not too outrageous or extra ordinary. It’s a simple highschool with a shitty football team that sucks dog balls. 0-80 game , it’s so horrible…

Lincoln Park Highschool’s football team is so hot garbage.

by Phuc Yuu November 3, 2021


Lincolned

To receive an unexpected cum shot to the back of the head.

“He hit it from the back and I got lincolned, 10/10, would do again.”

by o captain my captain March 25, 2024


Lincolned

When someone is assassinated while distracted by any form of entertainment.

News reporter: Last week a Carolina man was lincolned in his own home while watching Nascar

by ShrimpBBQ November 16, 2022


Lincoln middle school

The best of the 4 Lincolnton schools where we are not racist cousin fuckers like west or suck at football and wrestling like north and we ain't rich ass snobs from east. We the better school

U hear about Lincoln middle school?

Yeah it's the best middle school in lincoln county

by That_one_redhead_kid February 27, 2021


The Lincoln Treatment

When a young sister refuses recommendations made by her older brother even though she would be inclined to accept them if made by anybody else. The term is derived from the original refused recommendation: to watch the movie Lincoln

“Hey juman let’s watch Austin powers, it’s really funny” -brother
“No” -sister
“You’re giving it the Lincoln treatment

by PubliusFed May 31, 2022


Lincoln Logging

The act of laying down with multiple people where 2 create the base layer, and the next 2 lay on top, and so on and so forth. See Willy Wonka's bed scene where the grandparents are all in bed together, for an example.

Matt: Yo, what should we do tonight?
Lucas: I want to keep it chill - Lincoln Logging sounds nice.

by LincolnLogger November 4, 2019


Lincoln logging

Done in a outside setting, the action of, limited to intent, with purpose,going into a porta potty and dedicating on top of a complete strangers foundation (dedication)

At the festival last weekend Bucky imagined he would build himself a real home made of crap as he sat in the public crap shack, Lincoln logging the biggest and longest turds he could muster

by Weberspen15 November 7, 2021