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When an overweight female wears unflatteringly tight bottom-wear, such as elastic capri pants, and spandex. Thus confining her fat labia onto either sides of her pant seam, and creating the illusion that she is smuggling two greasy kielbasa over the German border in her drawers.
Man that bitch is fat...
OMFG, she has kielbasa lips!
Oh dude, you're so right,
Yea, I seen them when she did that cartwheel!!!
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an awesome song by sum 41
Storming through the party like my name was el nino
When I’m hangin out drinking in the back of an el camino
As a kid, I was a skid and no one knew me by name.
I trashed my own house party cause nobody came.
I know I’m not the one you thought you knew back in high school
Never going, ever showing up when we had to.
Is it attention that we crave don’t tell us to behave,
I’m sick of always hearing act your age.
I don’t want to waste my time
Become aother casualty of society.
I’ll never fall in line
Become another victim of your conformity
And back down.
Because you don’t
Know us at all we laugh when old people fall.
But what would you expect with a conscience so small.
Heavy metal and mullets it’s how we were raised.
Maiden and priest were the gods that we praised
Cause we like having fun at other peoples expense and,
Cutting people down is just a minor offence then,
It’s none of your concern, I guess I’ll never learn.
I’m sick of being told to wait my turn.
I don’t want to waste my time
Become another casualty of society.
I’ll never fall in line
Become another victim of your conformity
And back down.
Don’t count on me, to let you know when.
Don’t count on me, I’ll do it again.
Don’t count on me, it’s the point you’re missing.
Don’t count on me, cause I’m not listening.
Well I’m a no goodnick lower middle class brat,
Back packed and I don’t give a shit about nothing.
You be standing on the corner talking all that kufuffin.
But you don’t make sense from all the gas you be huffing.
Then if the egg don’t stain you’ll be ringing off the hook,
You’re on the hit list wanted in the telephone book.
I like songs with distortion, to drink in proportion.
The doctor said my mom should have had an abortion.
I don’t want to waste my time
Become another casualty of society.
I’ll never fall in line
Become another victim of your conformity
And back down.
Waste my time with them
Casualty of society.
Waste my time again,
Victim of your conformity
And back down.
Fat Lip is an awesomely awesome song.
also... "I punched my friend Clark in the face and now he has a fat lip."
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the fanjita lips that are to be caressed when a woman is in need. they can be licked or shaved. You might also want to trim the gooch while down there.
1. Smack those pussy lips baby!
2. Fuckin Rump Roast Pussy Lips!
3. Fuckin trim those pussy lips!
4. Wipe the mooncheese off those lips!
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pack in rubbing tobacco to the point where it extends completely around the lip from side to side, thus forming a horseshoe like shape with your lip. Usually the shape of the lip with someone who has an excessive amount of rubbing tobacco (ie skoal, copenhagen) in their lip
Mike has a horseshoe lip in right now.
I am gonna go back after this test and pack a horseshoe.
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I slang term used very simular to making out. Often used in notheastern states like Maine.
Amanda went to Orono and she lip banged like 14 guys!
Do you wanna lip bang?
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A lipgloss-like substance, containing cinnamon and other extracts. When applied it results in a pleasant sesnsation described by some people as pleasant tingling and others as slight burning. Its purpose is to increase the bloodflow to the lips, which causes them to look fuller and redder.
V: "Dude, kissing someone with Lip Venom on would rock. Espescially if the guy wore Lip Venom, too."
C: "Er....I wear Lip Venom..."
V and C: *...blush*
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A person with a noticeable speech impediment; someone whose lips have a pronounced shape, meaning they sound as if they are talking through a wah-wah pedal. Also, someone who looks like you could stick them to a window, by moistening their lips.
Listen to the way that guy's talking - "Wah wah wah wah." What a dope! Did you see the size of his lips? What a berk!
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