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Maine Lobster Roll

You begin by repetitively inserting your penis into the woman’s anal cavity until the “pink sock” releases and comes out. You then finish on it for the “mayo” of the lobster roll. You complete the lobster roll by opening your mouth as if it’s the bun, and putting the cum topped pink sock in your mouth.

Dude… I heard Nate pulled off a Maine Lobster Roll with his girlfriend!

by xmsmuh15 May 26, 2022


Chinese lobster

Above excellent egg rolls. The implication is that the egg rolls are so delicious they are a welcomed substitute for delicious lobster.

Mostly used in Eastern Canada.

My uncle picked up some Chinese lobster Friday night from the usual place. Those are so good they don't even need plum sauce!

by Cosiner January 10, 2011


lobstering

making sure you never forget a favor and making you pay back for many many years

Damn that hippie mark wont quit lobstering me for that food he bought me.

by mjsavon June 17, 2008


Buying Lobster With Food Stamps

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.

Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.

by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023


Red lobster sand box

The act of eating the dry skin from a very red and sunburnt vagina.

"damn bro she was out on the beach all day, had to give her the ol' red lobster sand box.

by MrPaulDyck July 23, 2024


Red lobster

a sexual act preformed at red lobster location whilst you beat your dick under the table while the waiter/waitress is getting your order and you have to cum by the end of your order

Gary have you tried the red lobster yet.

yea I did it on Tuesday with john and the others.

by lobster beater March 13, 2021


Red Lobster

Red Lobster is a rich man with connections with red skin and lots of the money.

Red Lobster: hey white boy you need mooney
white boy : im all about that free mooney
Red Lobster: i got theee conections boy

by giferta February 8, 2017