jorge logic

When a good friend will charge you for simple favors.

Can you help me install my TV, jorge?
"I need a tip to help you out."
Yup Jorge logic.

Logicaled

The act of checking if a word (or sentence) is autological or heterological.

The word 'intrinsic' has been logicaled by a lot of people, and there is no consensus given its paradoxical nature.

Lip logic

When one is conscious of the appearance/hygiene of their lips.
They don’t let their lips get dry and chapped. They constantly cleaning, licking and putting Vaseline on their lips.

You lips are always dry, you got no lip logic

playground logic

When someone like another person and picks on them to show it, like little kids in a playground.

A: "He keeps teasing her but says he likes her"
B: "He's using playground logic

Gaz Logic

Logic that surpasses anyones logic and can only be understood by humans with higher knowledge of the worlds inner workings

Well done you’ve ascended to Gaz Logic

Deterrence logic

the ability to do a taboo action because if anybody said anything they would expose themselves as aware of it

Person A:(mentions not well known taboo)
Person B: "that's weird why would you talk about something like that"
rest of party:"what are you talking about
Person B (explains)
rest of party: "why do you know that, that"s pretty weird"
Person A: thinking to self (any smart person would think about Deterrence logic and stay quiet)

GPS logic

(n. ) -- Logic that only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track, and therefore not very logical in fact.

"I can't believe my ex-wife said that about me. Only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track that kind of logic. That's what I call GPS logic at work!"

overheard at a watercooler in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2012