When your taste buds only take pleasure in eating Pasta, Cheese, McDonalds, and potatoes. Other likeable foods are very rare.
Man: "Don't you like your dinner?"
Woman: "Sorry, I have Megan Marriot Syndrome."
Man: "God help you."
a person who legit is the boss not a boss the boss if you get this wrong she will come to your house and poop in your mouth
she is funny yet scary to be around if you are gonna hangout with her just DONT FUCKING TALK EVER or she will poop in your mouth again..
hard
dude 1: did u see Megan Powers Champagne today she pooped in that kids mouth
dude 2: yah she is the boss
When a person drinks too much alcohol too fast and soon after spends the rest of his/her night vomiting all over the sidewalk as well as hugging the porcelain goddess at home!
Alyssa got so drunk lastnight, she was definitely pulling a Megan!
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When someone burns out of a parking lot in their car and pops their tires while doing it and screaming "tickle my nipples!" out of the sunroof.
Dude she was so mad when she left that she Megan Scarsoried...
He pulled a Megan Scarsorie after he got a phone call from his hooker.
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a person who is obsessed with tumblr & is a very kewl person, but dede does not approve.
dude #1: hay look at that kewl girl on tumblr
dude #2: yeah, but dede does not approve, so she must be a megan bee
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A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.
Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.
Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.
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One of the most obnoxious rappers to exist in 2020 (and thatβs saying something). She dominates the very prominent majority of gen Zβrs who shake their asses in front of their phones for a TikTok
I tried to listen to one of Megan Thee Stallionβs songs and my ears started uncontrollably bleeding
I was at a concert and witnessed 13 white girls shaking their boney asses to Megan Thee Stallion for a TikTok...Iβm leaving this planet
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