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comfy mommy

A (literal) mother who is very sexually comfortable with her son, daughter, or non gender specific child.

Jeff: I have a comfy mommy.
Joe: That's messed up
Jeff: I know

by IAmVeryDepressed August 23, 2020


MOMMY I'M EMO

MOMMY I'M EMO means mother I have turned emo you can't do anything

MOMMY I'M EMO and my bestselling Hair dyewill help me

by Moxxie_origanal April 22, 2023


mommy work

A women who likes to clean the dishes, do the laundry, go shopping, and cook for kids

Son: hey I’m fat as fuck can you make me something to eat?
Mother: looks like I’m gonna have to do all the mommy work again

by Fireguy47 August 26, 2018


Scummy Mommy

Nickname for a dumb whore who lies and cheats for reconigniton and is just overall a bitch on Earth

Friend: Hey man how's it going with your girl?
Man: Eh she turned out to be a scummy mommy.
Friend: Womp Womp Womp, Fuck that bitch

by Error 420: Get Fucked January 16, 2024


Mommy 😩

A girl usual named Emma she’s cute,funny, freaky, and the BEST girlfriend ever and has nice tittys a phat ass and a perfect body and you love her a lot and she will do anything to love and keep u and you do the same.

Me: Hey mommy I love you

Mommy 😩: I love you too

by Captain Jacob April 8, 2021


Tyrone is my Dommy Mommy

and I'm his submissible and breedable little rat

Tyrone is my Dommy Mommy

by Puva August 18, 2024

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tommy mommy

When your love for Tom Cruise is so extreme you focus your life on becoming his mommy.

“ I’m such a tommy mommy! Tom Cruise is so hot, call me Mr.s Cruise now ;) “

by Dirty Little Possum January 11, 2023