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Martin Jo is what you would call a Legend!
Martin Jo the legend
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The act of committing the most pussified, chickenshit, cowardly, backstabbing and generally worthless move imaginable.
Michael really pulled a Martin Hensel when stole all the money from the Special Olympics charity benefit.
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An talentless egotistical singer of a gay band who claims he can “fix you”
I need a real Chris Martin in my life!
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Bold Martin like people sucking his feet
Bald Martin enjoys when big Jill and morgz suck his feet
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Any fastidious, mustachioed individual with a fondness for chest hair and uncomfortable elbow-pinching.
"Did you hear about my run in with that Ken Martin earlier? I feel like one of the victims on Law and Order: Special Victims Unit!"
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Unfunniest man in the world ... he's had white hair since the day he was born and even that isn't funny.
Oh my god!!! ... Did you see Steve Martin's standup gig last night??! ... the funniest thing happened ... he choked on the microphone wire and died!!
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Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...
"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~
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