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Marie Contos is a Greek name which has been handed down from generation to generation to those who are loving and willing to help those in need. However, if push comes to shove they are a bad ass mother grabber that will kick anyone's ass that tries to push them around or mess with their loved ones. They are very cuddly and are best matched with people who have the name Bradley Hahn. if given the option they would cuddle with a Bradley Hahn 24/7. It is said that they together will one day explore the world while cuddling on every continent and helping those who are in need. A Marie Contos is paired usually with really great friends who have names like Maria, Laura, Meghan, Jess, and Kayla. If you are ever looking to attract a Marie Contos and your name is Bradley Hahn, you must try 3 times to get her attention while holding a pot of coffee and meowing very loudly the theme song to Friends.
Yo that Marie Contos is Divine and HOT!!!!!!!! MEOW!!!!
when you get rid of a person from your life or situation because they don’t bring you joy
Me: Do you remember that toxic bf I had?
Friend: yea why?
Me: I Marie Kondo’d him
The coolest, hottest person alive. Said to be the 2010 gold medallist in ladies figure skating. Also is know as the The Hulk. This girl is the hottest; best friend alive.
"wow buck you sound like a girl!!!" -Brittney Marie
A very tall scandinavian viking (even without heels) that will remember everything you ever tell her!
You have the memory of an Ann-Mari
Gay men, usually tanned, big (disco tits), stork legs who frequent discos and especially circuit parties without shirts, dazed on various drugs. Sort of what happens to a (twink) when they are no longer malnourished, are older than 23 and no-longer working in retail.
Everyone knows Kip and Blair as a fierce duo of muscle marys because of their flawless tans, huge pectorals, scrawny bird legs and asses that look like sad, sagging and tattered venetian blinds after a hurricane.