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Marie Contos is a Greek name which has been handed down from generation to generation to those who are loving and willing to help those in need. However, if push comes to shove they are a bad ass mother grabber that will kick anyone's ass that tries to push them around or mess with their loved ones. They are very cuddly and are best matched with people who have the name Bradley Hahn. if given the option they would cuddle with a Bradley Hahn 24/7. It is said that they together will one day explore the world while cuddling on every continent and helping those who are in need. A Marie Contos is paired usually with really great friends who have names like Maria, Laura, Meghan, Jess, and Kayla. If you are ever looking to attract a Marie Contos and your name is Bradley Hahn, you must try 3 times to get her attention while holding a pot of coffee and meowing very loudly the theme song to Friends.
Yo that Marie Contos is Divine and HOT!!!!!!!! MEOW!!!!
1. Is a Mary who at times is a very nice person, and can appear almost dumb most of it. With a flick of a switch will become Scary Mary, she will throw phones at your face, she will slam you into walls, she will scream all of the swear words at you no matter where you are, and she will have sex with your friends as you walk in the door from work and allow you to watch. She will trun your family against you and convince your kids you are a terrible person. Scary Mary will also bear false witness and lie to get her way.
2. Scary Mary is Scary and loves the D and your money. She is making love to Pat Rick while Har lie Man Ger sits at home and takes care of the children. Plan B lives under the mattress in the house because she never knows who's kid it is.
Well scary mary is being scary today, let's go fishing.
The coolest, hottest person alive. Said to be the 2010 gold medallist in ladies figure skating. Also is know as the The Hulk. This girl is the hottest; best friend alive.
"wow buck you sound like a girl!!!" -Brittney Marie
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A very tall scandinavian viking (even without heels) that will remember everything you ever tell her!
You have the memory of an Ann-Mari
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Slang for Marrijuana.
You can tell his only friend is Mary J.
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Gay men, usually tanned, big (disco tits), stork legs who frequent discos and especially circuit parties without shirts, dazed on various drugs. Sort of what happens to a (twink) when they are no longer malnourished, are older than 23 and no-longer working in retail.
Everyone knows Kip and Blair as a fierce duo of muscle marys because of their flawless tans, huge pectorals, scrawny bird legs and asses that look like sad, sagging and tattered venetian blinds after a hurricane.
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