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When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.
I met a girl and performed a mashed carrot on her!
The Michigan Monster Mash happens once a year on Halloween night. It is a event where many people at a Halloween party get together in costumes and have a mass orgy. The best part of the Michigan Monster Mash is that everyone is in a costumes and no one knows who is who. So next Halloween go to a local part and do the mash ;)
The Michigan Monster Mash happened in Ann Arbor Michigan on Halloween night in 1999, and has happened ever year since.
A mashed sammich is when you take a piece of bread and smash it in your hand to eat like a sandwich. Nothing on it, just bread.
Boy: Grandpa I'm hungry
Grandpa: *smashes a piece of bread* There ya go, mashed sammich.
You want everything about someone, including their genitals but not limited to only their genitalia
i want your mash jades
Mashed patatoes with melted cheese. Yum yum
Jenny: do you want mash potatoes or Mac& cheese?
Sam:ummm, MASH PATEESE!
The proper name of any of the PCs by Apple Inc. (crApple) that carry the name Macintosh, once it has been dealt with appropriately.
I bought a Macintosh once... it soon became a Mash-n-toss.
Everything, the lot,
What would you like on your burger Brendan? I would like the full dog's mashings please Michael!
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