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matt kloepfer

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matt kloepfer is strange.

by emma moscherosch August 30, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Doing a Matt

When you are out of your depth on a course and dont want to make yourself look a bigger cunt than you already are so you make an excuse to leave, like a dusty carpet or a dirty bathroom.

He's doing a Matt.
Leave that cunt to it he's doing a Matt.
Cheeky cunts just done a matt

by Whizzeranchips October 13, 2019

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fighter Matt

Any male with overflowing testosterone and seems to have infinite information about pointless things such as a state's law on tobacco for minors.

Josh:This kid just gave me a weird lesson on World War 2 guns and then threatened to fight me.

Payton:Fighter Matt!!!

by ZackeryDennisRossIsCool January 8, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


matt white

a total man-slag who wears more than one pair of womens underwear

"that guy is such a matt white, i can see all three of his thongs!"

by high hill lil February 22, 2009

33๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Matt Shaw

a drink consisting of cider (and possibly some pinapple juice) served in a very tall glass

Matt Shaws are easy to drink, we get together on fridays and go on a mission

by Jonathan Boothby February 5, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Matt

Matt in Cantonese is mostly used as a term whenever someone says something retarded.

Person 1: Crypto is so much better than Seer
Person 2: God, you're such a matt

by TuxedoSeal October 7, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Matt

A dude who thinks he's a legend but in fact he looks like a llama and is an idiot. Also he is a simp undercover. But at least he has a big dick (not approved info)... Stop advertising your dick already!

Oh hey Matt. You are a seahorse.

by True Legend August 24, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž