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When a girl with a sweat box has sex while on her period, then takes it up the butt, and finishes by sucking him off because her pussy is too loose.
Wow! Courtney just gave me the ashley begs for men.
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The gay-man bible with a title resembling "The Book of Mormon" so they can give reference to it in public without ridicule.
Gay 1:: Dude, the book of More-men inspires me.
Straight:: I know, dude, I'm a Mormon too.
Gay 1:: ?
Gay 1:: Did you read Chapter 2 of "Book of More-Men"? Soo FABULOUS!
Gay 2:: omg omg omg. I know I know!
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Putting men in rice to fix them. Just as you would a phone you've dropped in the toilet water.
'The rabbit hole I just went down, after learning why morgues prefer to hire women. SMH. Put men in rice' - roxane gay @rgay
National men's day is a day to not only celebrate men but also boys for there hard work and love they give
Hey look it's national men's day oh I better till my husband/boyfriend how much he means to me
Loving, Sexy Asf And Trustworthy But Are Deadly, Underneath Hoes At The Same Time.
These boys are professionals at lying and being a hoe.
For Example:
Benard
Kylon
Cadell
Malachi
Brandon
Serryon
Keion
Chucky
Tawoo
La brea men are very humble but sly
The Mens Bathroom Choir (MBC) is a YouTube channel with around 14 boys that all sing together in their school's bathroom, however the person that records their school songs is female. They have covered songs such as: Drunken Sailor, The Avengers theme song, All I Want for Christmas is you, Radioactive, and The Lion Sleeps Tonight. Their most popular video (as of me writing this today) is Drunken Sailor. From the recent Coronavirus outbreak however, they have been uploading from their home bathrooms.
Guy 1: So, what are you doing in quarantine?
Guy 2: I'm learning Spanish!
Guy 3: I'm teaching my dog tricks!
Me: I have done nothing but watch the Mens Bathroom Choir for 3 weeks.
A dirty way of saying ramen noodles
I just got some raw men noods and they look delicious.