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What the cops call it when they pull someone over for DUI and he has no license, no registration, and doesn't speak english.
Mexican trifectas are common in places with lots of illegals.
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When you blow your load on a girls face, then either using your own or preferably her pubs to put on her upper lip. When no pubic hair is available use ass hair. It then resembles a mexican moustache, no offence to mexicans. ;)
Dude: "Oh yeah, I'm gonna come"
- commences facial
Broad: "Oh yeah I love it"
Dude: rips her ass hair out and puts on her lip
Broad: "Owww!!! What the fuck?!?!"
Dude: "Mexican Moustache Bitch!!!"
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A phrase used by sports announcers to describe a tie or draw game. Use of the term has declined in recent years probably because it is perceived as being politically incorrect and also because the rules of some sports have been modified to reduce or eliminate ties or draws.
How appropriate that the World Cup opener between South Africa and Mexico ended in a Mexican Standoff.
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The act of purchasing an extremely cheap air mattress from Wal-Mart and filling it with water from your garden hose.
Jose was having really bad back pain from lifting his heavy wheelbarrow, so as a gift I gave him a mexican temperpedic - because I couldn't afford a real temperpedic.
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Mexican pancake is a sexual game where the man would ejaculate on a woman’s face then waits for it to dry them feeds it to her
Me and my girlfriend played Mexican pancake last night.
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etym: originally used by "Gaming Jim", this phrase was popularized by Team Sped
n. A person, regardless of race, who is in a group gathered for a particular task, and is unskilled at that task. Also has been shortened to both 'random' and 'mexican'
We need another person to play. Let's grab a random mexican off the street.
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The act of flatulating in a cheap kiddie pool after eating bad Mexican food, and drinking cheap canned beer.
Gomez and Sanchez's Mexican Jacuzzi caused an investigation by the EPA!
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