Mexican Rodeo

When you fuck a girl in the ass and after a goood, lets say, one hour, you tell her you have AIDS, and then you hold on as long as you can like a rodeo!

Girl: Omg, fuck me harder!
Boy: Ohh yeah baby, guess what?
Girl: Mmm, tell me baby!
Boy: I have AIDS....
Girl: You WHAAAT?!!?
Runs hysterically around the room screaming

Dude, i was butt fucking my girlfriend, and then i told her i had AIDS, and then i held on like a mexican rodeo!

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mexican trifecta

What the cops call it when they pull someone over for DUI and he has no license, no registration, and doesn't speak english.

Mexican trifectas are common in places with lots of illegals.

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Mexican Moustache

When you blow your load on a girls face, then either using your own or preferably her pubs to put on her upper lip. When no pubic hair is available use ass hair. It then resembles a mexican moustache, no offence to mexicans. ;)

Dude: "Oh yeah, I'm gonna come"

- commences facial

Broad: "Oh yeah I love it"

Dude: rips her ass hair out and puts on her lip

Broad: "Owww!!! What the fuck?!?!"

Dude: "Mexican Moustache Bitch!!!"

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Mexican Standoff

A phrase used by sports announcers to describe a tie or draw game. Use of the term has declined in recent years probably because it is perceived as being politically incorrect and also because the rules of some sports have been modified to reduce or eliminate ties or draws.

How appropriate that the World Cup opener between South Africa and Mexico ended in a Mexican Standoff.

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Mexican Temperpedic

The act of purchasing an extremely cheap air mattress from Wal-Mart and filling it with water from your garden hose.

Jose was having really bad back pain from lifting his heavy wheelbarrow, so as a gift I gave him a mexican temperpedic - because I couldn't afford a real temperpedic.

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Mexican pancake

Mexican pancake is a sexual game where the man would ejaculate on a woman’s face then waits for it to dry them feeds it to her

Me and my girlfriend played Mexican pancake last night.

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random mexican

etym: originally used by "Gaming Jim", this phrase was popularized by Team Sped

n. A person, regardless of race, who is in a group gathered for a particular task, and is unskilled at that task. Also has been shortened to both 'random' and 'mexican'

We need another person to play. Let's grab a random mexican off the street.

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