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A boy that cries when he smells something funny on him, a boy who sweats like a fat man eating burgers, A boy who fails his classes just to sleep, a boy who cries at night knowing his roommate is processed by a demon in the suite bathroom, a boy that wakes up every morning just to smell his roommates dirty underwear, he knows when there food in your backpack cause he has the nose of a dog. He is a nice friend that cares for the feeling of others. he is a lovely princess, go to him for entertainment.
omg look at Michael! his so sped...
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Michael the kinda guy who doesn’t like humans but likes objects in a sexual way.
Did you see Michael the other night with that mini fridge, he obviously objectophilia.
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The worst guy ever. He steals your shit, takes your money, ransacks your house, and fakes his death to get away from the stealing. A complete asshole is what you should call him.
Girl: have you heard of michael? He's so dreamy.
Random kid: no he's not!
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Michael is usually a ginger and often ugly, but is always white. He makes you think he loves you and breaks ur heart when something terrible is already going on with you and he feels like he cant be there for you what so ever, and he isnt someone you can trust because the second you get on his bad side, he wil spill all ur secrets. He usually has a small dick, but acts like a dick 24-7. He is a fuckface ginger piece of trash that you cant depend on or love. But he is ofted liked by alot of girls. He is often loved by blonds either named Summer, Arianna, or Savannah.
"Wow that guys being a real dick"
"No, you must mean tjat hes being a real Michael Brycki IV"
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Ashiest mother fucker around, usually small penis. With a golden arch on his forehead
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A little bitch that is not cool and he is retarted than a rock and he is a dick
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