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A short weak sad Pearson who plays fortnite way too much, so much in fact that it’s unhealthy. Also a name to call someone when you are mad at them.
Dear god you’re such a Michael
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One who manages to be heavier than everyone else, despite them having a small/healthier diet than most. This term is frequently used in Southern California.
"He's a vegan."
"It doesn't look like it!"
"Well, thing is, he's a Michael."
"Oh!"
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Michael is a very fat and bald guy. Michael is from Chicago and loves Chicago sports teams. He is also bald
Your being a Michael right now
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I met up with Michael today and he was a big fat jerk to me.
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Michaelism is a form of political belief that is normally considered centrist but in reality it’s more of a lack of knowledge on the subject of politics. Most Michaelists accept who runs the country and will happily follow them no matter the pros or cons
Man: Bro did you hear about the politic who-
Michaelist: I’m gonna stop you right there, I’m a Michaelist
Man: The fuck is a Michaelist?
Michaelist: I fall into the Michaelism spectrum of the political compass
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A dude who has low self esteem and has to search themselves up in urban dictionary to feel better about themselves
Michael is sad and wants to be cooler
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Michael has a big dick at least 29 inch all the girls like him but on the inside he is very depressed because he has no friends his parents are getting divorced and the girl he likes always is angry at him
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