Not unlike a couch fucker; however, the individual prefers intercourse with smaller couches.
Hey mini couch fucker! Try this one on for size!
Small cows can also be known as Mini Milks, specifically if they are hand held.
Look at that mini milk over there…
A food that freaking sad pathetic alone people eat while watching Seinfeld
"I guess I'll just stay home and eat a mini pizza because nobody wants to hangout with me."
That store pizza. It is really good, actually! Perfect for a fast snack due to it's small size.
Jack: Hey, tom. Did you hear about mini-pizzas?
Tom: Yeah. They're nice, actually.
Two in the front, five in the back.
Hey, I learned a new term. Its called mini vanning. Two in the front, five in the back.
When you cum over something that most others would not, may consist of a song or movie scene. Usually not as large as a normal cum.
'Oh my god this song is great, I just did a mini cum.'
Mini Alex is a man sent from the heveans down upon earth to be its one and only protector. He has many alies and if they wish to summon him or interact with him they must yell"OHHHHH MINI ALEX" with much force, Mini Alex is a true warrior and worthy of our respect. (Side note he also likes cheeseburgers)
Person 1: Bro who's that?
Person 2: you don't know MINI Alex?
Person 1:pshhh that's a myth
Person 2: watch this OHHHHH MINI ALEX
Person 1: OHHHH MINI ALEX bro please for give me Mini Alex ong fr mb
Mini Alex: bet