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The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.
Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!
Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!
A scrappy little Savage skater, usually riding a wood with a Dickfish on it.
also likes to play halo and feltch mountain dew.
"Bro, Gurgling Monk's got that trick down!"
"Kinda like when he Feltched mountain dew out of that sexy bitches ass."
The act of fucking a girl sensesly making monkey noises and screaming
“Dude last night I gave my girl the sex monke”
Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok
The Ohian is a species of monkey mainly found in Ohio. They can, but rarely, speak English. There is a sub-species called the Ohian Hooman, where a human turns into an Ohian at night.
broooo i definitely saw a Ohian Monke yesterday!
no way bro ur lying
monke god means the god of monke. sometimes it is used for memes.
the monke god is the greatest
A Minecraft realm created by me.
My friends play it.
We are monkey.
We pog gmear.
"I am weird"
"Oh, you must play Monk Land"
"Oh yes, agreed"