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A hot steamy pile of human fecal matter hiding in your sink produced by your neighborhood prankster or someone who was too drunk or lazy to make it to the toilet. It can be any shade of brown or green and is sometimes nutty. Watch out for these sneaky little guys in your mother's favorite porcelain.
Dude I just laid this mean faucet monster and left the hot water running, we better GTFO!
Where you take the largest turnip you can find, draw a face on it, and then go take a shit in a watermelon rind.
An upscale apartment where santa clause is kickin it with mrs clause. A bird flies in the window with a bandana covering its face like a bandit, calls them Jews, and flies away.
-Monster Turnip Stories
A person who loves high grade weed and is constantly smoking it.
This cat bought 3 draws in the 2 days, he's a neckle monster!
Food that will smell bad as it rots (e. g. tuna fish) intentionally left hidden where it will bother and confuse someone.
“I threaten to nail my obnoxious neighbor with a tuna monster at least once a month.”
“I left a tuna monster for my former roommate- inside the curtain rods and down inside the holes in the floor where the old-school radiators used to be!”
When one has too much red wine, and lips are stained purple, and begins to spill secrets and shouting absurd statements resulting in awkward moments and/ or laughs. A hangover usually occurs the following day.
"Man, Lisa sure was a wine monster last night when she said Kate and Jack should get back together in front of Jack and his friends."
"Hey Dave, I heard you were a wine monster last night."
"Yeah, I was so drunk and falling all over the place."
a very hot guy who you are practically in love with. he usually is the love of your life, even if he does not know it. however he can just be a crush.
A: i have a new hottness monster, Jim on the football team
B: wow, and i thought that i was wishy washy! i guess i am just jealous that i am not in love too...
A fancy word for jealousy.
Ugh. The Green Monster has awaken.
(Proceeds to droll at the source of jealousy)
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