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biggest bitch u will ever meet....ur friends w/ her for roughly 2 yrs then she dumps u for cigarettes, pot, and other substances any1 sould not be usin.....then 6 months later she wants to be friends again...u try it and it doesnt work out...but then shes in ALL ur classes u try to be nice and not get to involved and next thing u know ur stuck in the middle as the friend...but the kind of friend u NEVER want to be...ur the friend that has to sit there and listen to her DESTROY her life...
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Morgan Fritz, you're a dumbshit and Urban Dictionary is reliable.
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Noun: Also Known as a Captain Morgan this person is Usually a Straight up Douche Bag And Refers to himself as the Captain in 3rd person and constantly does the Captain Morgan pose when he isn't Dating high schoolers or Reliving the Glory Days
I know, Right?? What a Capitano Morgan
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Noun- A girl that can make anyone's day better just talking to them. Someone who really knows how to have fun and can always find the good in something unfortunate. Never a bad influence, always insightful, and has great advice. If you don't know her, you should get to know her. she's cute :) hahahahahahaha <333333
Morgan Nyman is great!
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the nickname 4 some fat dude i know who likes 2 drink and look at porn and has no life
Captain Morgan, put down the bottle and get your dick outta your hands
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The African-American version of Bob Saget
Guy 1: "Hey man, let's go see Cop Out!"
Guy 2: "I totally would but that movie as Tracy Morgan in it."
Guy 1: "What's wrong with that?"
Guy 2: "He's not funny!"
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when you give a girl a donkey punch and then stand on her in a captain morgan pose and cum on her
"so i heard Chris gave her a captain morgan?"
"o yeah he totally did"
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