muff rot

Muff rot is any condition that negatively affects the vagina eg thrush, STDs

You'll get muff rot if ya not careful.

Milf Muff

A Shitty Big Nose Looking Ass Roach, That At Any Chance They Get They Annoy The Heck Out Of You, Which Causes You To Commit Suicide Because Of The Non-stop Ringing Of Their Voice In Your Ear, And Would Do Anything To Get On Someones Dick.

OMG I Cant Get Maleka Away From Me She Is The Wierdest, She Wants To Suck Me Off, And She Doesn't Even Know That She Is The Most Annoying Person Ever!!!
"Damb Man She Must Be A Milf Muff"

Granny's Muff

Nick name for wire wool.

Pass some granny's muff I need to polish this heat sink

Muff Potter

The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.

My Muff Potter is like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.

muff cheddar

Vagina cheese

That girl has muff cheddar don’t go near her

mid muff

Having a muffin top when wearing high rise pants

I love it when I have mid muff....said no one ever!!!!

muff cuffed

When a person is utterly and completely controlled by a female partner: see pussy whipped

When James changed religions after dating his newest girlfriend, I could only be led to assume that James is muff cuffed