Aggressive thick body hair that extends further than an inch off of the epidermis.
Chaz: "Hey Ben.
Ben: Yeah Chaz?
Chaz: "Did u see Alfonzo's body muff in the locker room yesterday?"
a fat chick's vagina with a fruity-scented lube in it
That bitch's muff melon made me gag.
A female who is bisexual or lesbian that uses her vagina as a authority figure. She is a tomboy yet feminine in herself a symbol of beauty and strength.
Dang that girl was muff & tuff. She made me get her a beer man!
A sadistic lesbian sex act, in which sadomasochists improved the act of scissoring to their standards by inserting a Brillo pad between their unshaved vaginas.
First performed in a 70's foreign porno movie entitled, "Beauf De Meauf".
Girl 1: "should we go get waxed?"
Girl 2: "no way dollface, we're muff buffin tonight!"
Like cock-blocking but for girls.
"Did she get to go out with that guy"
"No her friend's an expert at muff-capping"