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When mum wants to look at ur phone
Mum: Honey I need to look at ur phone
Me:
Hey, wow, thats sad that you clicked my name and checked out my defintion. People dont normally want the definition for'my car in need for speed underground'. but, because your a lonely asshole, you feel the need to bag on a defintion i made months ago at 3:00 A.M. But if it raises your confidence, by all means, feel free! Now i think you need to go buy a dinner for one at your local grocer, then jack off to good charlotte and linkin park.
but thank you for your time, assflap!
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When you're in dire need of more resources for an upcoming situation, eg. A night out that requires copious amounts of chemical stimulation.
Can also be used when you're in a situation where the females outnumber the males heavily.
Friend: Hey douche, we are going OUT tomorrow night and we are gonna hit it hard!
Me: We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Man look at the pussy up in this place! We're gonna need a bigger boat.
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What you say when something bad or really inconvenient happens that makes your life more difficult at that moment in time. Usually in response to a specific event.
The speeding ticket I got? I needed that like a hole in my head.
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Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:
(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!
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I need to Blow my Load on some Titties
an expression used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Some variations:
gotta B my L on them TTs
i'm dying to B my L on someone's Ts
yo i gotta B my L on at least one T tonight.
Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's Ts.
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What you say when you are REALLY drunk and found a little girl...
DORA I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME!