A day usually when school students wear shades at school, the battle of culture between trapper$ and haibo yebos!
Let's have national maZaza day tomorrow
may 7th. mark your calendars. you must eat a whole box of altoids. get hype and get ready to celebrate!
ella: i wish there was a holiday on may 7th
me: there is silly! national altoid day!!
National fuckboy day is on the 21st of September and is widely spread by the legendary men who pull bitches
how Do you get so many women ?
I was born on the 21st of September national fuckboy day
on april 17th it’s national tonito day in honor of my friend tonito
person 1: Hey did you know it’s national tonito day?
person 2: what’s that??
person 1: it’s a day celebrated for my friend tonito
A day to appreciate cows of all kinds ❤️🐄
Hey did you know it's national cow day???
The day after all the New Year's parties and celebrations. People are usual too hungover to begin turning around there lives like they promised themselves just a couple of days ago.
Mark: Jake wake up! You have rent due, and your gym membership starts today!
Jake: ugh, but its national hangover day.. *vomits*
Mark: Goddamn it Jake.