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May 16th. Go show off your piercings!! Post them everywhere, even the “inappropriate” ones ;)
“Why are you posting all of your piercings on your story?”
“It’s national piercing day dumbass”
This day, October 26, is a day to support all your crackhead friends and shower them with gag gifts. Join in on their crackhead energy. Most people born on this day are considered crackhead.
Olivia : It's National Crackhead Day
Maddie : It's your time to shine
Olivia : Let's be crackheads together
National Pistachio Day is today! Celebrate National Pistachio Day on February 26th every year!
National Pistachio Day is a day to celebrate Pistachios! National Pistachio Day is on February 26th every year! If you don't like Pistachios then this national holiday isn't for you. Have fun celebrating National Pistachio Day everyone!
A day where only the longest penis men get celebrated with hand-jobs. Very special and very good
Hey, what are you gonna do with ur girl on “National Penis day
The National Takara Day is a celebration of the popular outfit Takara from the hit game Fortnite and it happens every year on May 31st.
"happy National Takara Day!" "Wow, I can't believe that today is National Takara Day!"
the day when derek appeared and pooped on my butt
National derek day is today xoxo babe!
It's the day that Gurkan Senpapi is 3 years older than Julia Mommy.
"Happy national whalecum day, Gurkan Senpapi"
"Happy national whalecum day, Julia Mommy"