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Trump sent out a tweet suggesting that Congress investigate Barack and Michelle Obama's production deal with the streaming giant Netflix while criticizing the Mueller investigation into the 2016 election:
"They failed on the Mueller Report, they failed on Robert Mueller's testimony, they failed on everything else, so now the Democrats are trying to build a case that I enrich myself by being President. Good idea, except I will, and have always expected to, lose BILLIONS of DOLLARS for the privilege of being your President - and doing the best job that has been done in many decades. I am far beyond somebody paying for a hotel room for the evening, or filling up a gas tank at an airport I do not own. These Radical Left Democrats are CRAZY! Obama Netflix?"
Hey, good lookin'. How about some Obama Netflix and stay in for the evening?
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When one is deep in the throes of Netflix binge watching session.
I tried to get my friend to go out and do something with me, but he was completely Netflixated and wouldn’t leave his house.
When an act of chivalry is misconstrued as coming on to someone.
When I held the door open, I didn't mean anything by it, I was just being polite, but they said I want to netflix and coat.
Get shitface drunk and binge-watch a bunch of bullshit shows on Netflix.
Imma Netflix and Swill with a bottle of Jack and a season of Too Hot To Handle.
Watching Netflix alone with a massive amount of food.like the fat piece of shit that you are
What are you doing tonight? Eating takeaway alone, watching Netflix, Netflix and swill.
Netflixing a TV series without your spouse/friends/significant other, all the while knowing they will like the series and deciding not to tell them you are watching episodes so you don't have to wait for them to catch up with you. This creates the awkward situation where you have to hide your watching and hope they don't catch you having this affair
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What's this series you're watch?
Sorry babe, I kinda starting watching this new series, it's really good, I think you'd like it too but I'm already on Season 3, Episode 7 of "The Wire." I know, it kinda looks like I'm having a netflix affair but you haven't been around lately to start a new series!?
A guy that is always available for a girl when she can't find anyone else. (Like Netflix is for TV, when nothing else is on, watch a movie on Netflix that you've probably seen already and know the ending but watch it anyway.)
"Call Netflix Guy. You KNOW he's home alone just waiting for you!"