Speed Gook

A person who drives a drifter/tuner type car and is of the Asian persuasion. Vehicle will usually be covered with performance parts logo stickers that they wish were on their car. Most of the time there will also be a large fin/spoiler on the trunk of the car. Also there will be a large coffee can shaped muffler under the rear fender of the car. They will most often wear some type of hip hop outfit. They often pretend to have ninja skills or some other wu-tang clan type abilities. Some times non-asian people exhibit this behavior these people are called speed fags.

speed gooks

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Speed Walks

Same thing as the "Runs" except its most commonly used when describing a morbidly obese person's Hershey Squirts. because they can't "Run". Only Speed Walk .

Steve: "Hey fatass, didn't I warn you about getting 30 dollars worth of Taco Bell food."

Greg: "Shut up bitch, I had the speed walks all night. Totally worth it though. 10/10 would do again."

Steve: "Dumbass."

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Speed Bomb

A speed bomb is a shot of Tito’s and a splash of 5 hour energy extra strength blue raspberry. If you add grape it’s called a “Suicide Slider” tastes great barely taste the alcohol

Dude pour me a Suicide slider and a Speed Bomb
You got it dude, you’re not going to sleep for a while....

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Speed Check

When a driver is trying to merge into the next lane, while the driver behind notices your indicator when you're trying to move in. The other driver aggressively accelerates to block the driver from merging in the first place. Also known as an aggressive driver move to scare the merging driver or denying entry.

This jerk speed checked me just as I was moving into the next lane.

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Speed run

a game where a guy drives to a girls house, attempts to get a blow job or better while his friends smoke a bowl and when the bowl is finished the boy has to come out.

we had a tournament for Speed runs so we drove to kate's and James went into her house and got a blow job while we got high then he came out and we raced away to the next chicks house.

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speed bump

the victim of a drive by shooting

3 thugs from that rival gang are now speed bumps

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Speed Racer

The act of Lining up 2 rows of cocaine 5 lines long parrallel to one another and then Snorting both rows as fast as you can.

Dude 1: Hey man you hear about steve?
Dude 2: Yeah man he did a speed racer and now hes permafried!
Dude 1: Thats fucked up man. *snort*

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