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Edmonton, Alberta, to residents of the Northwest Territories.
I'm travelling Down South next week to go shopping. Is there anything you want me to pick up for you?
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The most obnoxious highschool known to life. You are either one of the following below.
A. Slut
B. Bro
C. Nerd
D. Wannabe
At parties everyone gets drunk and end up having sex with the person next to them. NBD right? WRONG. you can have fun without doing those things.
Every smokes.
The black people are incredibly loud and obnoxious.
You would hate going to this school.
South County sucks!
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Place where we do indeed have technology. Sure, our population is small, but the people are actually friendly. Yes, we do have quite a few rednecks but that's not the entire state... And nobody here cares about Mt. Rushmore or the corn palace, we think of it just the same as the rest of you....kinda lame.... and btw, you think we love all you tourists either???? it annoys the hell out of us in the summer!
Person 1: Hey dude let's go diss on a state that we've only been to on the stupid vacations our parents make us go on.
Person 2: You mean somewhere like South Dakota, where all the tourists go to see Mt. Rushmore and where all the locals hate us?
Person 1: Yep, pretty much...
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Lots of pretty girls. Unfortunately, the smell of kimchi (macerated cabbage with garlic they eat at all meals) kind of kills the glamour.
Koreans are in love with their cell phones. They always have it in their hand, and spend an insane amount of money on the thing. Freud would have a lot to say about that.
Really loathe Japan, and can get vociferous on the subject. On the other hand, Japan was an absolute asshole to them, so you can't really blame the Koreans for hating their guts.
Should be more grateful to the US for their military presence, because they have some scary neighbors, called the North Koreans. South Koreans can be surprisingly naive on the subject. Try avoiding any conversation on the subject, you generally end up banging your head on the wall (and no, I'm not American).
Produce some of the corniest movies and soap operas ever made. "Winter Sonata" or "The Coastguard" come to mind.
Korean drivers are scary, especially in Seoul. The bus drivers and taxis are lethal.
YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN KOREA TOO LONG WHEN...
1. You are immune to the smell of "the kimchi breath."
2. You no longer come to a complete stop at the stop sign and you never, ever, yield the right-of-way.
3. People ask if you want to go by car and you respond, "No, I'm in a hurry."
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Not only is it a popular cartoon on Comedy Central, it is also a common fighting place. This sacred place is located in Genoa, Nebraska and was started by local Twin River students.
Mrs. Cook invited her rival Mrs. Wilgocki down to South Park.
South Park after school! Two on two!
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A city in northern Indiana and my mutha fuckin hometown.
South Bend is the shit
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One of those declining Rust Belt cities of the Great Lakes region located in far northern Indiana along I-80. It is the cultural, commercial and transportation center of the Michiana region.
South Bend isn't that bad. It lies in a strategic area of the Midwest and is a little over 2 hours from Chicago, maybe 2 and-a-half from Indianapolis, and maybe 3 hours or so from Detroit. Besides, it is at least a nice college town and home to the Fighting Irish of the University of Notre Dame.
South Bend may be considered a Rust Belt city of the Great Lakes but it is a descent place to live nonetheless.
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