1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.
1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."
2. Joe: "Earth is round."
Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"
will read is known for how good at footy he is. He is so good that he can pull jack liascos's sister even though he is bigger than the moon and turns into the local pedo when around her. Anyone who is called will read already has a guarantee their dog is a bitch and hates you.
You must be Will Read, you pull mad bitches and play footy as well as Eddie betts!
When you are in a computer class and all the correct answers are online, so you don't do any of your work. Also know as online cheating.
Lol Mrs. Fellows Jk
Wow in 7th period Mrs.Fellows was Getting hit with the reads by finky
referencing to when a girl is on her period.
a code known by many girls.
'coming swimming'
'no, im reading the book'
The result of getting your palm 'red' after fingering a menstruating gypsy woman.
I was never a fan of finger painting with my dick, so I got my monthly red reading instead.