Baking a cake

you pour flour into your asshole and mix it around and wait for it to get all hot then you fart into some ones mouth with all the flour going into their mouth and they swallow it

I was baking a cake into your mouth earlier

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shake and bake

have sex at the beach and supersoak the girl on her stomach. roll her over on the sand and when she rolls around you have shake and bake where the sand sticks.

guy: oh shiznit i supersoaked you
girl: omg im rolling around
guy: thats shake and bake biyach.

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bake off

A competition to determine who can bake the best air biscuit.

This bake off title is mine! I'm about to bust ass!

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clam bake

A vaginal condition marked by extreme sweating or stickiness in the upper thigh.

The opposite of "truckers nuts", where the vagina gets clammy and sticky while sitting in a chair for long periods of time.

Jane had a nasty case of clam bake after that long haul on route 47.

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baked potato

The act of defecating onto a piece of aluminum foil that has been placed over a sexual partner's face for the purpose of the receiver becoming aroused by the heat produced by the bowel movement. Similar to a "Hot Carl", but using a piece of aluminum foil rather than saran-wrap to produce a more intense heat effect due to the higher conductivity of the aluminum foil.

John bought a roll of aluminum foil so he could give his lady one hot baked potato.

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McSmack-baked

adjective

1. the highest level of highness one can achieve from smoking marijuana, either a smoker has never been this high before or they know that they can not get any higher

2. at a 10

Jabari: hows that gravity bong hitting?
Imad: I....Am...McSmack-baked

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Bake and Flake

when you get high and then flake on someone you made plans with. Can be reversed and used as "Flake and Bake" at which point you flake on someone and then get high.

in some rare instances one could use the term "Bake and Flake" when one is going to get high and then scrape/flake paint off of a building or whatever.

I was gonna go kick it with "the GF" but then I got high. Classic Bake and Flake.

I don't feel like picking Cracky up at the airport. Sorry bro, time to smoke some herb instead... I don't flake and bake often, but Cracky would understand.

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