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1. simp of all simps
2. works the corner of new house st 9-5 tues-sat
Stop being such an Oscar Uriqueta dumb hoe
Person 1 to Person 2 That’s such an Oscar Uriqueta thing of you to do (person 1 then barfs)
Person 2 still being an Oscar Uriqueta cause Person 2 is a dumb hoe
Oscar Is a very handsome guy very good at sports and every girl likes him follow my ig @_.godbless64._
"I like oscar so much" "omg oscars so cute"
A skinny, Jewish boy, who is also a nazi, but also still somehow a communist. If he was a girl he would have blue hair. He is very insecure and identifies as everything that could be considered offensive. He giggles like a little girl but shockingly is not ashamed of this and fake laughs as often as possible.
Nathan: hey
Oscar: did you hear about China? *laughs like a girl*
A name for a sporty/athletic type male. They are typically are good looking and love to impress. Girls often fall for them, especially people called eliana. Oscars are great people and go above and beyond. If you know an Oscar you should treasure them as a friend.
Samar: Hey oscar, how's your oscar?
Oscar: Idk man, still struggling to be straight.
brown hair brown eyes tall loves basketball and hask a big shlong and is also the sexiest man alive and any women would be happy to have a sesh with him he is mostly skinny and he thinks he is a eshay because he got expelled from another school and used to live in a ghetto neighborhood, he is often a goat at all sport and school and has a snap score of 15 thousand sc:oscrzap
cheers
plus he sucks at spelling
and lost his I cap on the first week at his new school
and half of the school wants to bash me
and already have nearly died
and looks like a gecko
and good at lying
xoxox
:)
wow we all want to be oscar when we grow up