Parker is a man that is a discord kitten and has many moderators
"Did you hear about Parker being a discord kitten"
parker is the sexiest mofo who gets bittches (and will get you biches to!)
every 1 luvs too have him around and he/she/they silly
parker just picked up jessica from third period. hes a player
A string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker
Some chick: Do you think Parker is too hot for me??
Friend: “You mean that string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker you crazy psycho???”
Mentally disabled/ retarded and ugly
"That kid name parker on the bus keeps getting yelled at because he's whipping his dick out at guys."
parker is the best girl ever she is so thicc and full of life
did you see parker?
yeah shes a 10/10
An asshole who can't treat his girlfriend right so her gay bff is going to steal her.
Person 1: hey did you hear whatbahppend with parker?
Person 2: yeah, apparently hes an asshole so his girlfriend left him for her friend.