I was swiping right one after another on tinder and then came across a patch of turbulence when the next 8 were ugly as hell itself.
Patches the plush is a made up character by a user on a site. It is a mix of plush and human, and has a gender defined as male. He has a long backstory, but in general has several patches and stitches. Colton Calloway is his real name, but prefers being called Patches. Contains Child Like innocence, sensitive and mostly cheery+happy. They're allergic to cinnamon, and deserve more love
Patches the plush kept coughing and wheezing due to being exposed to cinnamon
the "grundle" area on a cute widdle lady
we fucked so hard from behind that you rubbed my princess patch raw
a woman's Pubic Hair that grows natural, but is much larger than the ordinary patch. Basically, it looks like a patch bomb went off on her crotch.
That chick had a patch bomb
When you eat too much blue food dye and your leaving blue shits in the toilet, much like any game patch released by Blizzard entertainment.
I had so much blue raspberry ice cream I've been dropping nothing but blizzard patches.
Someone that probably gets played with and left by females, but has a big dick!
He’s a cabbage patch doll but I don’t get why the ladies play him
Dressing a female partner like a doll and proceeding mash a cabbage into her vagina and/or arsehole.
My girlfriend let me do a Cabbage Patch Doll on her last night.