When your girls pussy gets swollen from fucking her right in the pussy.
Justin: bro my girls got a phat puss puss rn
Me: did I ask fucktard?
Justin: yea I fucked her right in the pussy
The moment you realize your surrounded by a bunch of fat middle aged men trying to be cool.
1. I just got phat uncled in the hot tub
2. As soon as Emma Walked is she was phat uncled by Ron, Brian and Denise. 😂😂
On fat ass day you WILL get a phat ass.
This is a holiday americans celebrate every april 12th with joy. This originated in 400 b.c when the greek gods gave eachother hot steamy lap dances and one of them said "well goddamn u have a phat ass"
Refumiuswechelfegalteanwearq: its phat ass day
You: yay
Every Queen is thicc, but it takes balls to be PHAT.
"Helmet: Queen is phat"
"Queen: amen"
massive supply of a certain something
"I'm stocked phat on the AA's, but not on AAA's!"
"If you want to stop by my house for Thanksgiving, I'm stocked phat on food."
When you commit war crimes against several small villages in quick succession to achieve domination over fellow Homo sapiens
Human 1: “Hey how did you go with the phat hazz on the weekend”
Human 2: “Yeah it was great, looking forward to next weeks event”
The fattest dude ever. When he jumps for joy he gets stuck. He will slap you at all costs.
Look at Phat Hong!
Yeah hes stuck again.